LAPORAN KEMATIAN/ DEATH REPORT.

I'm sitting in my cubicle listening to the people, lawyers to be exact, around me talking. All of them sound so busy. I on the other hand, have been doing absolutely nothing since this morning.
For the past six hours, I have been:

1.Surfing the net.
2.Merapu dengan Shaf.
3.Merapu dengan Sue.
4.Messaging people like mad due to me being so unbelievably bored.
5.Eating non-stop. Chewing stuffs.
6.More surfing the net.
7.Berangan nak beli:
 a)Phone baru.
 b)Clothes.
 c)Swatch Bijoux rings and accessories.
 d)Sport rims.
8. Fiddling with my:
a) Phone.
b)Water bottle.
c)My Friggin Laptop.
d)My Tie.

Without my laptop I.will.simply.drop.dead.

SIJIL KEMATIAN/DEATH CERTIFICATE

Nama/Name     : Ahmad Faisal Bin Rosli
Umur/Age      : 21 Years 3 Months and 15 Days.
Jantina/Sex   : Yes Please.
Punca Kematian: Boredom.
Cause of death: (Lihat atas)


Laporan Bedah Siasat/
Autopsy Report:


Pesakit telah mengalami kebosanan yang teruk akibat terlampau tidak tahu hendak buat apa di office. Beliau mendakwa telah meminta kerja daripada peguam peguam di tempat beliau bekerja akan tetapi peguam peguam semua terlampau sibuk untuk melayan beliau. Beliau kemudianya menjadi terlampau bosan. Lalu mati.


Laporan Disediakan Oleh:
Dr.Pakar.